The alliance is fictional and intentionally humorous. The conservation funding is real. Think of it as a comedy product with a real conservation budget behind it.
FAQ
Reasonable questions. Excellent answers.
For sensible humans who want to know what they’re buying, where the money goes, and whether sharks can read certificates.
No. It offers no marine protection whatsoever. It does, however, help protect actual sharks from humans, which is the statistically more relevant problem.
Each certificate contributes to a publicly tracked conservation fund. As that fund grows, we publish where the money goes and who receives it.
Protected Friend is $4. Non-Snack Recognition is $19. Shark-Approved Zone is $99.
Yes. You receive a personalized digital certificate. If you provide an email address, we also send the delivery link by email.
A success page with your certificate preview and a download link. If you entered an email address, we also send the certificate link to that inbox.
Yes, if you provide an email address during checkout. If you skip email, the certificate is only available for immediate download after purchase and the link is not stored for later retrieval.
You can buy a certificate as a gift and enter the recipient details during checkout. If you want reliable later access, include an email address in the purchase flow.
Because sharks have a PR problem they did not create. Humans kill roughly 100 million sharks a year. Sharks kill very few humans. The imbalance is embarrassing.
No. This is a purchase of a humorous digital product, not a direct charitable donation. The conservation funding happens on our side.
Certificates are optimized for A4 or US Letter download and printing.
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